A man noticed his friend had bandages on both ears and asked, “What happened to your ears?”
Oh,” he said, “the phone rang and I ran into the kitchen where my wife had been ironing, picked up the
iron, stuck it up to my ear and said, “Hello” and burned my ear.”
“Well, that explains what happened to your right ear, but what about the lift one?”
“Oh,” he said, “you wouldn’t believe it; but as soomI set it down, the crazy phone rang again.”
A man who changed doctors told a friend the new doctor had him on iron tablets, iron shots and once-a-mo
intravenous iron injection. “And you feel better?” “Only when I’m facing north.”